THE PLUTOCRAT, STIFF AND UNBOWED

BUT, MITT, TELL ALL US LAYMANS

WHAT YOU’VE HID IN THE CAYMANS

GO AHEAD, WE’RE A CURIOUS CROWD

NEWT KNOWS THAT HE’S TOAST, AND AS SUCH

IT REALLY DONT BOTHER HIM MUCH

HE’LL GET BIG BUCKS FOR SPEECHES

PACKED HALLS WHEN HE TEACHES

UNLESS HE’S TOO TOXIC TO TOUCH

SANTORUM IS SCARRY AS HELL

YOU CAN ASK ME, ‘”PETE, HOW DO YOU TELL?”

RICK PLAYS  PRIM, STRAIGHT AND PRUDENT

THIS BOY’S PURE HITLER JUDENT

WITH A GHOST IN HIS CLOSET AS WELL

 RON PAUL IS ABSOLVED OF ALL BLAME

HE’S THE QUIRKY THIRD WHEEL IN THE GAME

THEY DON’T HARP ON HIS FETTERS-

THOSE NASTY NEWSLETTERS-

HE MIGHT JUST LITE THAT THIRD PARTY FLAME