SUPER BOWL REDUX

THE CRAGGY FACE OF MR. GRAN TORINO TRIES TO MAKE OUR DAY

ENOUGH WITH THE BABY IN THE SLINGSHOT

THE OVERPRODUCTION OF THREE FORGETTABLE SONGS

IF THEY TAKE THE STEROIDS OUT OF FOOTBALL, WILL THE GAME BE LARGE ENOUGH FOR MY FLAT SCREEN?

FASHION TIPS FOR THE AMERICAN SPRING

HEY MITT, SHOW ME YOUR TAX RETURN AND I’LL SHOW YOU MINE

HOW TO BE MIDDLE CLASS ON FIFTY MILLION A YEAR

A LOT OF MODERATE NOSES OUT THERE DON’T LIKE THE SMELL

TWENTY-SEVEN OUT OF THIRTY-ONE JUST WON’T DO

WILL JOE AND HILLARY DO THE SWITCHEROO?

NOT SUCH A GREAT DAY IN SOUTH CAROLINA

PARTY ON, TIL THE CRUD LITE RUNS OUT OR YOUR LIVER SHUTS DOWN

HOW CAN THEY BE SOLVED AND RESOLVED IF WE’RE NOT INVOLVED?

ARE WE PART OF THIS YEAR’S HARVEST OF COUCH POTATOES?

PEERING THROUGH THE DARKENING OF THE LIGHT

WSJ REAMS THE GOP-A OK!

CHIP CHENEY FOR HACKER SMACK

NEWT TELLS THE GAYS TO GO STRAIGHT–TO OBAMA

TIME TO TIP OVER THE TIPSTERS

BLESS YOU BERNIE SAUNDERS AND DAMN YOU NEWT GINGRICH

SPARED A NIGHT OF PALAVER

THE EMPEROR WHO WOULD PURGE THE COURTS

A PILL TO BET YOUR LIFE ON

THE AMENDMENT THAT WILL SAVE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY