WHAT’S SO SUPER ABOUT SUPER TUESDAY?

CHOOSING BETWEEN THE FOUR HORSE’S ASSES OF THE APOCALYPSE

THE SECOND SHOE FALLS AND LANDS IN ANN ROMNEY’S MOUTH

WE ARE THE MANY, YOU ARE THE FEW

TAKE HEART, DEAR FRIENDS; WE ARE PASSING THROUGH THE DARKENING OF THE LIGHT

LINGERING LIKE A FART IN A CLOSET

SO LIMBAUGH SAYS FLUKE IS A SLUT

MORE BILE FROM THAT DRUG ADDICT NUT

HE’S SO HATEFUL AND VICIOUS

MY NUMBER ONE WISH IS

TO RAM HIS GOLDEN MIKE STRAIGHT UP HIS BUTT

LOOKING OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER – THAT’S A VALUE

GO TO COLLEGE AND BECOME A SNOB

THEY DON’T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE CONFUSES THEM

ROMNEY’S TOUCHING PRE-UTERAN STORY

GOP HOT AIR FANS OBAMA’S BARNBURNER

GIMME A TUBE PATTY WITH A SIDE OF FLUORESCENT FRIES

FIELD REPORTS FROM THE CULTURE WAR

THE RISE AND LONG AWAITED FALL OF AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM

DEALS GALORE AT THE 99% STORE

WHEN THE DONOR ANIMAL BECOMES A SACRED COW

THE PRESIDENT’S PUSSYCAT CLUB

OBAMA GETS DOWN WITH MICK AND B.B. KING – DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?

THE DULLEST DEBATE, FEATURING A THIRD RATE VANILLA QUARTET

NOT ONE KIND WORD SAID ABOUT ANYBODY – WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

OBSERVING THE PIMPS OF THE 1% WHO WON’T GET 35% IN THE FALL