SUPER BOWL REDUX

THE CRAGGY FACE OF MR. GRAN TORINO TRIES TO MAKE OUR DAY

ENOUGH WITH THE BABY IN THE SLINGSHOT

THE OVERPRODUCTION OF THREE FORGETTABLE SONGS

IF THEY TAKE THE STEROIDS OUT OF FOOTBALL, WILL THE GAME BE LARGE ENOUGH FOR MY FLAT SCREEN?

MITTSTER, NEWTSTER, SANCSTER

THAT’S NOT FOOT IN MOUTH, THAT’S REPUBLICAN GOSPEL
THE ADELSONS HAVE A COME TO MORMON MOMENT
ALL SWEATER VEST, NO HEART
THE DEVIL HAS 50 YARD LINE SUPERBOWL SEATS

BLESS YOU BERNIE SAUNDERS AND DAMN YOU NEWT GINGRICH

SPARED A NIGHT OF PALAVER

THE EMPEROR WHO WOULD PURGE THE COURTS

A PILL TO BET YOUR LIFE ON

THE AMENDMENT THAT WILL SAVE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY

 

DISCOUNTING THE DYING FOR A DISCOUNTED X-BOX

NEWT’S VISION OF TEN YEAR OLD SLUM JANITORS

LET THE OIL SPILL, THE GROUNDWATER FOUL AND THE AIR THICKEN

MEDICARE’S BIG PLAN FOR THE HEAVY

UNCOVERING THE HAPPY FEET CONSPIRACY

WE’LL OCCUPY THE STREETS. WE’LL OCCUPY THE COURTS

I AM A SPAWN OF THE H BOMB

MAKANA-“WE ARE THE MANY”

VISIONS OF 1966 AND EARLY DYLAN

WE DRONES ARE BRINGING THE WAR BACK HOME